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The Flying Toaster Philes

Animated Flying Toaster*AcraManiac: "King of Acros" excellent player, almost undefeatable when he and Gayle (his wife) work as a team! The saying "Behind every successful man there's a woman" applies here.

Animated Flying Toaster*amf: Warm and friendly and always seems surprised when her awesome Acros sweep the board!

Animated Flying ToasterCaptain Spam Personal Description of himself is soo funny that it has to be used! I'm wackier and odder than you'd think (And that's saying something). You'd have to play and chat with me for a LONG time before you'd get me and what I hate (Besides cheating to make acros. You know, what I hate in pop culture). About the nickname? Let's just say I doodle a comic book in my free time. Small-scale comic book. Really small. Combines my sarcastic wit with my art skills of a 4th grader."

Animated Flying ToasterCryptik: Claims to have been one of the original "Men at Work", but informed sources say he's really one of the BeeGees. Whichever, his Acros translate perfectly from Australian to "real" English.

Animated Flying Toaster Cheetopuff: Cheetopuff is a friendly & talkative Toaster who enjoys writing (maybe that's why she plays Acro so much), and has a fear of toilets (It's a good thing our room isn't the Flying Toilet... well I don't think we'd be playing in a room with that name anyway LOL). Watch out for her tho, as she has a tendency to blow beer outta her nose at funny moments :) And she has a special fondness for chickpeas :)

Animated Flying ToasterDeputydogg:Ever hear the term Wandering Dawg? Well this fits this travel loving Dawg to a T. What doesn't fit is that this Dawg is afraid of Viagra LOL And has been known to say about himself... Alas, at this time the only pictures I have of myself will: BOTH A, B, AND C A) Break the monitor or B) Get me blackmailed. If I stumble across a decent pic, I send it to ya. DD is a great player to and ya had better watch out while in the same room :)

Animated Flying Toastercvnant64: Toaster Stud! Need I say more? (hehehe) Just don't give back his pants until he leaves! And hide the feathers.....LOL

Animated Flying Toasterdescrambler: Calm and cool, even when being booted during an FO!

Animated Flying Toasterdonna754: She claims to be 3 days older than dirt, and has to get back into her coffin before sun up... we don't know if that's true, but what we do know is that Donna has a penchant for sneaking into to first place and staying there.

Animated Flying ToasterFlaer: Our resident flower stuck in cowtown, known for playing drinky acro, this recent newcomer is becoming quite the Acro pro!

Animated Flying ToasterFluteGoddess: This talented musician must spend time away from Acro to practice the flute and study for her college classes. But when she takes a break from all the work, her Acros will have you playing a different tune!

Animated Flying ToasterHampton: Our resident librarian, Hamp can be found reading Acros far into the night. And she has authored some truly classic Acros of her own.

Animated Flying ToasterLMV: One of the few FT players for whom the letter "C" does not conjure up a latex product, our LMV is a major "cuddler" of the first order. She has done a great job with her FT Photo Gallery, which she updates frequently.

Animated Flying ToasterLaw Dog: When he's not out 'hounding' criminals this legal eagle's acro 'briefs' score big..

Animated Flying ToasterMelissaW: Always friendly & loves to talk in red, but every now in then she takes a break from chatting in red and writes a great acro lol. Oh, and from now on, if you want CV's pants you'll have to ask Mel first!! LOL

Animated Flying ToasterMercury Malone: (aka PolishMafia) Watch your gatorade around this guy folks he's been know to spike it :)This independant film writter can be heard saying.... "5:38 am...been playing for 8 hours straight... eyelids are...heavy...need caffeine...NOW."

Animated Flying ToasterMichealM: Move over Des, cause we are thinking you might have some competition with regards to gossiping. This cowboy is new to the game but likes to tie up his wins right neatly.

Animated Flying ToasterMsDiva:This talented and witty player is also Co-Captain of the FTP and is well loved for her ability to take the time out to address everyone. We all can't wait to see her name up in lights in the Theatrical world :)

Animated Flying ToasterPheltzer: Some say he is PMK's "good" twin, but DNA tests are still inconclusive. Those of us who witnessed him playing BSIOrionBlue on the opening night of Acro 1.1, saw Phelt score huge victories, even as he bantered and offered suggestions for improvement!

Animated Flying ToasterRadia: That leather clad, whip wielding Mistress of the Acro has a sharp wit that you had better watch out for, and can often be seen (in her boredom) posting on BB's. Watch out tho as she often throws both pop cans and Oreos! :)

Animated Flying ToasterRootBeerTommy: Martini man!! Don't know if it's the martinis or the root beer, but this guy can crank out some awesome acros when he's not putting the hounds to bed or being licked by camels :)

Animated Flying ToasterSaint David: What can be said bout this funny man cept LOL! Listen to him for a bit and your sides hurt from laughing... St. wants to be all that he can be.. (hehe) And wants to be a pro golfer. Great way to spend time out of Acro :) Animated Flying ToasterScott812: Scott (aka Jan) keeps us on our toes with her winning Acros. She's a consistently strong FO contender, epitomizing the phrase "grace under fire".

Animated Flying Toaster*Witless: Don't let the name fool you... great acro player and we're glad to have her on the team!

Animated Flying ToasterWolfie: Wolfie, our illustrious Captain, not only is known for her love of wolves, her friendly welcoming of newcomers, and her amazing acros, but also has an affinity for Stogies. And watch out, she's so tough she'll sit on a cold hard thing, without even blinking! She's tough! :)(LOL).

Animated Flying ToasterWrapper2: Wrapper's another one of those "speed demons" who is proud of his 2.1 second "I go pee" Acro (I think the Dr Pepper - his favorite drink - has a lot to do with the speed & the content of that Acro lol). He's always fun in chat & can create some great Acros too. When he's busy working on getting his PhD sometimes his wife (who's an attorney... MrsWrapper) fills in for him... oh & if you want to get his vote... put "chocolate" in your Acro!

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