Hail Satan

"God likes to watch.He's a prankster.Think about it.He gives man instincts.He gives you this extraordinary gift.And for his own amusement,sets the rules in opposition.And while you're jumping from one foot to the next,what's he doing?He's laughing his sick,fucking ass off.He's a tight ass,he's a sadist,he's an absentee landlord.Worship that?Never." -Al Pacino in "The Devils Advocate"

Chrstianity is the worst plague this world has ever seen..The Inquisition and the Salem witch trials are proof of this.I hear people try to tell me that the people who did this weren't real christians,but the fact is the bible states very clearly witches are to be killed.When christanity spread,it was because people were converted by force after their holy places were destroyed to build churches.This is why I condone the church burnings in places such as Norway.The people that burn the ancient wooden churches are not vandalizing,they're taking back their heritage.May 6 2000:I saw the movie Dogma today.Now i know why Christians hate it so much.Because it makes God seem like a rational,fair being to an extent(still not a God i'd worship,though).But then i quickly snapped back into reality when i remembered the 9 million people that were killed because it was suspected they were witches,non-believers,or even for being Jewish.People don't really understand this but what the church did was exactly the same thing Adolf Hitler did(in fact one of my "favorite" groups,the Catholic church,dressed Nazi officers as priests to help them escape Germany after WWII).They both killed people because of who they were.Once i asked a Christian to account for this type of behavior.What he said to me basically made me go off the deep end with my attitude towards xtians that behave this way.He said "If a person has a leg thats bad,you dont kill the person,you cut off the leg".Meaning the Witches and Heretics were the bad leg and should be eliminated.And for all you people who have a problem with me putting pictures of your "savior" being mutlilated...does the bible not say "an eye for an eye"?

Anton Szandor LaVey-The Black Pope

"There is a beast in man that should be exercised,not exorcised"-Anton LaVey

What you see here is the greediest whore I've ever seen.This glorified televangelist spreads his legs like some cheap whore while you people out there pay for his bullet proof car and crack security team to arrest anyone who dares enter the vatican in an I Love Satan t shirt,like Dani Filth.Keep spreading your legs John Paul,and sadly the sheep will keep on paying.

People are constantly being stupid asking me "don't you wanna go to heaven?don't you want eternal happiness?"...and i say "don't be stupid".There really is NO eternal happiness.The ideas of heaven and hell are not very well thought out,because without pain,sadness and suffering,the happiness would become meaningless.Heaven to me does not seem like much of a reward to me,as constant peace would get very stagnant after awhile.And remember,if The Lord giveth and The Lord taketh away...then The Lord is an indian giver!!!