The Internet is a fountain of twisted, sick stuff, & I thank my lucky stars for it.
I'm sorry, but however tasteless this
may be, it's still damn funny.
Apparently this little delghtful piece of work is acredited to someone who works for "Dillenger". That's the story anyway....
What can I say?
Man, I just hate it when that happens...
This is just mildly disturbing in it's own way.
Again, what could I possibly say?
Don't do this. ever.
A stoned duck..funny.
A stoned rat...funnier.
I knew there was something creepy about him...
Yeah, so's my neighbor's daughter.
Quotificationalities:
1. "Allowing a wooden door to slam into the face of an unlucky
paraplegic is a sure-fire way to get a one-way ticket to Hell."
-David Nielsen (Satan on Good manners)
2. "Are you so stupid that you think I'd be so stupid to do a thing that stupidly stupid, stupid?"
-Me (1997)
3. "When you get PMS, be a man about it! have some balls!"
-Brie Kondro (1999)
4. "When Faced with the obvious, look elsewhere."
-Charlie Chan
5. "There's no Aphrodisiac like lonliness."
-the Wiglums.
6. "I think my problems boil down to two things... procrastination and sex."
-Taavi Burns (1999)
7. "Eternity is two people and a turkey"
-James Dent (1997)
8. "You can buy my love for five dollars... ten bucks'll get you a hand job."
-Jenica Hagan (1999)
CURTIS SPEAKS
We all have Tim Unger to thank for these brilliant little tidbits... I'll keep adding them as they arrive.
"jagged pop cans? officer, i swear it was only modern art mixed in with a slight twist based on my dream last night."
- curtis
"you just can't put a keyboard there. not only does it clash, i think it's illegal. besides, it irritates the goats."
- curtis
"always wear pants that don't restrict your movement, because that's how nuclear bombs were created"
- curtis
"steel plates in the head don't fare well in metal detectors"
- curtis
"stampede. no, i'm not joking. no, your mother is wrong. i'm telling you, i know a rampaging rhino when i see one"
- curtis
"do not, under any circumstances plug siblings into an outlet"
- curtis
"don't straddle power lines when spending time with a loved one"
- curtis
"When my goat hops the fence, you'll know it"
- curtis
SCOTT-ISMS
A section dedicated to the King of the Freudian Slip....Artistic Director of the Kokopelli Youth Choir; Scott Leithead
"I have an opening for a bass"
-Scott Leithead, (Jenica Hagan's responsible for putting emphasis on the "I" and earning it a place on this page
"Jocelyn, I have a thing for your Mom."
-Scott Leithead (1998)
"I'd like to touch on some female parts..."
-Scott Leithead (1998)
"Listen, I'm tired... I was up all last night with Meaghan's mom."
-Scott Leithead (1998)
"...John never comes twice!"
-Scott Leithead (1999)
"Here I am on my knees again... blowing something."
-Scott Leithead (1998)
"Okay, now drawstring your bag..."
-Scott Leithead (1999)
"Alto's get used to rubbing against the guys."
-Scott Leithead (2001)
"Make sure you've got your nuts stuffed between your cheeks..."
-Scott Leithead (2000)
"Don't shake your banana at the boys across the street!"
-Scott Leithead (1999)
Email: psychotyco@hotmail.com.