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well oz is where i live and i just wanted to clear up a few matters... there are not kangaroos hopping down my street, it does get bloody cold here sometimes, i can't surf,the beaches closest to where i live (melbourne)SUCK, no-one except me says "G'day, mate" and no, i don't know silverchair personally. but, yes i can tell you what's happening here on Home and Away, Neighbours or Heartbreak High, so email me if all you pommies want to find out. and yes, i LOOOOOVE the football, Collingwood to be exact even though we suck. anyway, here are a few bogan terms my friends and i use, so if you ever talk to one of us you won't get confused by our oh so eloquent use of language...

bogan melbourne slang

• well, for starters, a BOGAN is someone who drives around in old bombs with ACDC blaring, and they have 80's hairdos and drink VB's
• SICK/SICK CUNT/ SICK BITCH don't get upset if someone calls you any of these things, it actually means you're a bit of a legend. However...
• if someone GOES SICK AT YOU, that's not good. They're getting mad. The same goes for GOING OFF at someone, but...
• GOIN' OFF is good. You say this when you see a band who are really good
• if something is SWEET, a SWEET DEAL or a FAIR EFFORT, it means something good has happened, but...
• if something is a TIGHT EFFORT, that's not good.
• FULLY means really (like it's bogan 80's uncle, DEADSET)
• if you LASH or LASH on someone, it means you leave or you're pissing off on someone, and
• BOOTING or DOIN' THE BOOT, or BOOTSKIE also means leaving
• if someone tells you to GET A DOG UP YA, well, i'm sure you can figure out what that means. GDP stands for Get a Dog uP ya (not Gross Domestic Product like your Geography teacher will try to tell you)
• ON YA BIKE means piss off.
• a GUN is someone good. Like a sickcunt.

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