"They call me Spooky, Spooky Mulder..."

"Par-tay!"

"You can deny all the things I've seen..." Mulder's whole speach from the end of Fallen Angel

"Pardon my rubber"

"Later Dude!" A great shutdown noise I thought...

"Mulder sings the theme from Shaft"

"Hey grandma top gun, will you shut the hell up?!"

"Thats Mr. Mulder to you, you peanut pickin' bastard!"

"I'm composing a sonnet, what does it look like I'm doing, I'm stopping for a light!!"

"Try any of that tailhook crap on me Scully I'll kick your ass!"

"Greetings from planet Earth."

"Scully, what are you wearing?"

"Have you ever had the suspicion you've been abducted by aliens?"

"Hi, my name is Fox Mulder, we used to sit next to each other at the F.B.I."

"Somebody's accessing my computer..." A great startup noise I thought...

"Meanwhile, I've quit the F.B.I. and become a spokesperson for the abroller."

"Big piles of manure."

"Don't ask too many questions, I don't care what you do, or who you do, or who you have to grease, I need that information and I need it now. Are we clear on that? Spender: Crystal."

"I suggest you get your Nazi paws off me, before you get one in the kisser!"

"Baby me, and you'll be peeing through a catheter!"

"I'd kiss you if you weren't so damn ugly."

"If I heard Silent Night one more time, I was gonna start taking hostages!"

"Some fungal contamenents have been known to cause dillusions, demensia, even, even, violent f**king behavior!!" A clip from the first season bloopers reel.

"He said they just found your bleepin' UFO."

"Don't think!!" "Just pick up that phone, and make it happen!!"

Scully sings "Joy to the World"

Scully: "Then why is all the furniture covered?!" Lyda: "We're having the house painted." Scully: "Well then where's your Christmas tree?!" Lyda: "We're Jewish, BOO!"

Scully: "Do you are have you ever smoked marajuana?" Guy: "Nope, no siree."

Frohike: "What kind of drugs is he on?" Langly: "I want some."

The Lone Gunmen's aurguement in jail from Unusual Suspects

"The name's Frohike you punkass!!"

"Ooooo, a walk on the wild side."

Mulder: "Scully?" Scully: "Yeah?" Mulder: "Run!!"

Mulder: "I was told that the best way to regenerate body heat was to crawl naked into a sleeping bag with somebody else who was already naked." Scully: "Well, maybe if it rains sleeping bags, you'll get lucky."

Scully: "What exactly am I looking for?" Mulder: "I don't know."

Mulder: "Scully?" Scully: "Yes?" Mulder: "I love you." Scully: "Oh broher."

Scully: "Is that a hound I hear baying in the morn?" Mulder: "No, actually that was a left cheek sneak."

Mulder and Scully exchange Christmas gifts...

Mulder's crazy 365 days speech from How the Ghosts Stole Christmas...

Scully: "You know what's weird?" Mulder: "What?" Scully: "Mulder, she's wearing my outfit." Mulder: "How embarrassing." Scully: "Yeah, well, you know what...he's wearing yours."

Mulder: "Ahhh, he wants advice, dating advice." Scully: "Dating advice, from who?" Mulder: "Yours truely, hello, hey Scully, Scully are you there?" Scully: "I heard you, when was the last time you went on a date?" Mulder: "I will talk to you later." Scully: "Blind leading the blind."