Things that neither do nor don't suck that no one really cares about

• purple crayons
• folding chairs that don't wobble
• gutters
• lighthouses
• pen caps
• plywood
• different types of nails
• mustache combs
• philtrums
• little plastic things at the end of shoe laces
• the scratchy paper stuff on the outside of match books
• credits in movies
• paper towl tubes
• art teachers
• bite my brother
• beta
• the letter "j"
• fairy wings
• frog necks
• splash guards behind your tires on your car (just who do we think we're kidding...oh yeah, those'll keep the car clean!)
• cup holders at the movies...the cups are too BIG!!
• anything that says "one size fits all"
• the mazes on the backs of cheap cereal boxes
• Joan Cusack Web Pages
• Chucky Cheese Pizza
• Hallmark Stores
• David Gilmore (some like him, some don't, but the man is so respected, who cares if someone says "he sucks" the whole world knows that they were wrong. David Gilmore is above the "suck" or "not-suck" classification)
• The College Football Hall of Fame
• My Little Pony shoes
• Star Wars plastic windows on the boxes of toys
• James Doohan's non-Star Trek movies (just for the record- this one isn't mine it's my brother's)
• Jewelry boxes
• Egg separators
• Pipe filters
• Stamp glue
• The little hangy holes in Calendars
• Robuck
• Pat, Henry, and Blei - like Gilmore, but the teacher version
• His old vacuum cleaner
• Vents on computers
• Fake wood panel on cars
• Those big long boxes that CDs used to come in (but then CDs got cheaper and more people were buying them, and CD makers said "hey, this is costing us a lot of money. We could just shrinkwrap them" Then they said later, "Let's really start bringing in the money and put two CD's in a single case rather than building those double cases. We'll make more money!!! ha ha ha ha!)
• The little files on fingernail clippers
• Used staples
• Don Knotts movies
• card tables, but not the crappy chairs that come with them
  
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