The Wedding Singer

The Wedding Singer

Robbie: "Remember, alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you!"

Robbie: "Have you been drinking too?"
Julia: "No, it's Coke."
Robbie: "You sure? There's no rum in your Coke?"
Julia: "No! And if it was, I'd probably be puking as much as that kid!"
Robbie: "I doubt that. I think I saw a boot come out!"

Robbie: "Now let's cut the stupid cake 'cause I know the fat guy's gonna have a heart attack if we don't eat again soon."

Glenn: "Hey, do you want to go straight to getting married, or do you want to do some gambling and have some fun first?"

Man: "We're paying you to sing, not share your thoughts on life!"
Robbie Hart: "Well I have a microphone and you don't... so you will listen to every damn word I have to say!"

Holly: "If you come upstairs, you're gonna get laid."

Robbie: "Once again: things that should have been brought to my attention YESTERDAY!"

Robbie Hart: "Well, we're living in a material world, and I'm a material girl. Or Boy."

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