Varsity Blues

Varsity Blues

Coach: "Son you are fucking up my universe. You're fat, you're slow... now all of a sudden you're lazy."

Mox: "I don't want your life!"

Tweeder: "Jonathon Moxon you are under arrest for not being naked with some sophmore chick who wants to bathe you with her tongue, now take off your clothes and get in the car"

Billy Bob : "Hey Mox you skinny ass bitch. lets roooollll"

illy Bob : "Its a strip club man Im here to work."

Billy Bob : "Mrs Davis, will you go to prom with me"

Mrs. Davis : "Penis, Penis, Penis, Vagina, Vagina, Vagina"

Stubby Stud Daddy Tanner: "If your granny lives in bingville you better tell her to move cuz the coyotes are comin to burn her house down."

Billy Bob " and yeh though as i walk through the valley of the shadow of death i will fear no faggots from bingville"

Darcy: "Baby i got so excited thinking about next year and flordia state and the future, i think i need to be your wide reciever."
Lance: " Here baby"
Darcy " Well not here here but somewhere here"

Darcy : " Relax, and let the dryer do the work"

Billy-Bob: "I sure do love that dog."
Mox: "I think it's a pig."
Billy-Bob: "Alright then!"

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