Three Amigos!

Three Amigos

Lucky Day: "Well, we're just gonna have to use our brains."
Ned Nedelander and Dusty Bottoms: "Damn it!"

Mr. Flugelman: "Do you know what "nada" means?"
Dusty: "Isn't that a light chicken gravy?"

Bartender: "We don't have beer. Just tequila."
Ned Niederlander: "What's tequila?"
Bartender: "Uh, it's like beer."

Jefe: "We have stuffed many pinatas for your birthday celebration!"
El Guapo: "How many pinatas?"
Jefe: "Many pinatas, many!"
El Guapo: "Jefe, would you say I have a plethora of pinatas?"
Jefe: "Yes, El Guapo. You have a plethora."
El Guapo: "Jefe, what is a plethora?"

Lucky Day: "Hold it El Guapo! Or I'll fill you so full of lead you'll be using your dick for a pencil!"
El Guapo: "WHAT do you MEAN?"
Lucky Day: "I don't know."

[Dusty Bottoms and Lucky Day thinks Ned Nederlander is saying "mail" plane]
Dusty Bottoms: "What is it doing here?"
Ned Nederlander: "I think it's a male plane."
Dusty Bottoms: "How can you tell?"
Ned Nederlander: "Didn't you notice its little balls?"

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