[After sex]
Brantley Foster: "Can I make a personal observation?"
Vera Prescott: "Um, anything but the thighs."
Brantley: "You know, somebody sold you a bill of goods and convinced you you had to be 21 forever. I think you're terrific; I think the only thing wrong with you is your husband is a jerk. You're beautiful, you're intelligent, you're sensuous..."
Vera: "Say that again!"
Brantley: "Which part?"
Vera: "All of it! [sounds of car] Oh, no."
Brantley: "What, what is it?"
Vera: "It's the jerk. [Brantley rushes to the window] My husband."
Brantley: "My uncle!"
Vera: "Your what?!"
Brantley: "Oh God, that makes you..."
Vera: "Auntie Vera?!"
Brantley: "Oh! God! [Vera laughs] Oh God, oh God, oh God! What's my mother going to say? I've disgraced my whole family!"
Vera: "Oh, the hell you did!"
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