Claude Elsinore: And I'd like to point out that these tapes have not been faked, or altered in any way. In fact they have time coding, which is very hard to fake.
Doug McKenzie: Figures you wouldn't know how to work it if it's got a computer.
Bob MacKenzie: There wasn't much to do. All the bowling alleys had been wrecked. So's I spent most of my time looking for beer.
Bob MacKenzie: My brother and I used to say that drownin' in beer was like heaven, eh? Now he's not here, and I've got two soakers... this isn't heaven, this sucks!
Doug McKenzie: I am your father, Luke. Give in to the dark side of the force, you knob.
Doug McKenzie: The power of the force has stopped you, you hosers!
Bob McKenzie: He once got our dead battery goin by mixin' bird feces and spit, cause there's like acids in it, eh?
Doug McKenzie: We hope you enjoyed the beer, oh, like I mean the movie, eh.
Bob McKenzie: Eh, hosehead, once you get there you can have all the free beer and sausages you want.
Bob McKenzie: If I didn't have puke breath, I'd kiss you.
Bob McKenzie: This movie was shot in 3B - three beers - and it looks good, eh?
Bob McKenzie: I gotta take a leak so bad I can taste it!
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