Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home

Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home

Klingon: "Remember this well--there shall be no peace as long as Kirk lives."

Spock: "Humans make illogical decisions."
Spock's Mother: "Indeed they do."

Kirk: "May fortune favor the foolish"

Gillian: "Whoever said the human race was logical?"

[McCoy trying to discuss what death was like with Spock]
McCoy: "C'mon Spock, it's me, McCoy. You really have gone where no man's gone before. Can't you tell me what it felt like?"

[Kirk sells his glasses, trying to get some 20th century cash.]
Pawnbroker: "Well they'd be worth more if the lenses were intact. I'll give you... one hundred dollars."
Kirk: "Is that a lot?"

[Explaining Spock's odd behavior.]
Kirk: "Oh, him? He's harmless. Part of the free speech movement at Berkeley in the sixties. I think he did a little too much LDS."

[Spock is still learning how to use profanity correctly.]
Spock: "They like you very much, but they are not the hell "your" whales."
Gillian: "I suppose they told you that."
Spock: "The hell they did."

[Faced with a 20th century computer.]
Montgomery Scott: "Keyboard! How quaint."

Gillian: "Do you guys like Italian?"
Kirk: "Yes."
Spock: "No."
Kirk: "Yes."
Spock: "No."
Kirk: "I love Italian, [looks at Spock] and so do you."
Spock: "Yes."

[As Kirk is about to sell a pair of glasses to an antique dealer in the 20th century.]
Spock: "Weren't those a gift from Dr. McCoy?"
Kirk: "And they will be again. That's the beauty of it!"

Spock: "Your use of language has altered since our arrival. It is currently laced with, shall we say, more colorful metaphors, "double dumb-ass on you" and so forth."
James Kirk: "Oh, you mean the profanity?"
Spock: "Yes."
James Kirk: "Well that's simply the way they talk here. Nobody pays any attention to you unless you swear every other word."

Kirk: "Spock, where the hell's the power you promised?"
Spock: "One damn minute, Admiral."

[After landing and cloaking a Klingon spaceship in Golden Gate Park]
Captain James T. Kirk: "Everybody remember where we parked."

Kirk: "If we play our cards right, we may be able to find out when those whales are being released."
Spock: "How will playing cards help?"

Gillian: "So you're from outer space?"
Captain James T. Kirk: "No, I'm from Iowa. I only work in outer space."

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