Tatum: You're not going to pee alone any more. If you pee, I pee. Is that clear?

Billy: Now, now, Syd. Movies don't create psychos. Movies make psychos more creative.

Tatum: "I'll send you a copy." BAM! Bitch went down. "I'll send you a copy." BAM! Syd! Superbitch!

Casey Becker: Who's there?
Ghostface: Never say who's there? Don't you watch scary movies? It's a death wish. You might as well come out to investigate a strange noise or something.

Randy: Listen up. They found Mr. Himbry dead. He was gutted and hung from the goal post on the football field.
Drunk teen: Well what are we waiting for? Lets go over there before they pry him down!

Stu: When do we see Jamie Lee's breasts? I wanna see Jamie Lee's breasts.

Gale Weathers: Jesus, get the camera, hurry!
Kenny: My name's not Jesus.

Gale Weathers: Look, Kenny, I know you're about fifty pounds overweight, but when I say hurry, please interpret that as MOVE YOUR FAT TUB OF LARD ASS NOW!

Reporter: Sidney, how does it feel to be almost brutally butchered? How does it feel? People have a right to know!

Tatum: Stupidity Leak!

Tatum: Billy and his penis don't deserve you.

Gale: If I'm right about this, I could save a man's life. Do you know what that would do for my book sales?

Tatum: Who am I? The beer wench?

Randy: If you were the only suspect in a senseless bloodbath-- would you be standing in the horror section?

Stu: As if, that's all I'm saying, as if.
Randy: Oh really Alicia?

Casey: Look, I am two seconds away from calling the police!
Phone Voice: They'll never make it in time.

Sidney Prescott: Fuck you.
Billy Loomis: We've already played that game, remember? You lost.

Sidney Prescott: How do you - gut someone?
Stuart 'Stu' Macher: You take a knife and split 'em from groin to sternum. Billy Loomis: It's called tact you fuckrag!

Billy: It's called subtlety, Stu. You should look it up sometime.

Sidney Prescott: But this is NOT a movie.
Billy Loomis: Yes it is, Sidney. It's all one big movie.

Randy: Now that Billy tried to mutilate her, do you think Sidney would go out with me?

Tatum: Oh, please don't kill me, Mr. Ghostface, I wanna be in the sequel!

Stu: I will totally protect you. Yo, I am so buff, I got you covered, girl.

Sidney Prescott: Stu, Stu, what's your motive? Billy's got one, the police are on their way, what are you gonna tell them?
Stuart 'Stu' Macher: Peer pressure, I'm far too sensitive.

Sidney Prescott: I wish I could be a Meg Ryan movie. Or at least a good porno.

Stuart 'Stu' Macher: Did you really call the cops?
Sidney Prescott: You bet your sorry ass I did.
Stuart 'Stu' Macher: My mom and dad are gonna be so mad at me!

Tatum Riley: Just think, if they make a movie about all this, who would play you?
Deputy Dwight "Dewey" Riley: I see you as a young Meg Ryan, myself.
Sidney Prescott: Thanks, Dewey, but with my luck they'd get Tori Spelling.

Randy Meeks: I never thought I'd be so happy to be a virgin!

Sidney Prescott: What's the point they're all the same, some stupid killer stalking some big-breasted girl who can't act and is always running up the stairs when she should be running out the front door, it's insulting.

Randy Meeks: It's the millennium, motives are incidental.

Billy Loomis: Life is like a movie. Only you can't pick your genre.

Billy Loomis: Movies don't create psychos. Movies make psychos more creative!

Randy: There's always some stupid bullshit reason to kill your girlfriend.

Principal Himbry: You make me so sick. Your entire havoc-inducing, thieving, whoring generation disgusts me.

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