Robin Hood: Men In Tights

Men In Tights

[Preparing to ravish Maid Marian.]
Sherrif of Rottingham: "A chastity belt! That's really going to chafe my willy!"

Achoo: "Hey, Blinkin!"
Blinkin: "Did you say "Abe Lincoln"?"

[Blinkin, the blind man, is up in a perch looking out for strangers.]
Robin Hood: "Blinkin! What are you doing?"
Blinkin: "Guessing. I guess no one's coming."

Blinkin: "Oh Master Robin! [hugging a statue] You lost your arms in battle! But you grew some nice boobs."
Robin of Locksley: "Blinkin, I'm over here."

[Blinkin falls out of a tree]
Blinkin: I can see!
[Blinkin runs into a tree]
Blinkin: Nope, I was wrong.

Prince John: "And why would the people listen to you?"
Robin of Locksley: "Because, unlike some other Robin Hoods, I can speak with an English accent."

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