Drix: Drixenol! The brand that eases your coughs and sneezes.
Warning - do not exceed recommended dosage. If symptoms persist, consult
a physician. May cause drowsiness. Do not attempt to operate heavy machinery.
Pregnant women should not handle broken tablets.
Osmosis: In the words of the immortal James Brown - GET
Osmosis: I never thought you'd be on MY side!
Frank: 99 kinds of wings! 128 different dipping sauces! You love math, crunch the numbers on that - and tell me the possibilities aren't INFINITE!
Osmosis: Next time, I'll be the bad cop.
Drix: I don't dance. I...I have no left feet.
Thrax: This here little DNA bead comes from a little girl in Riverside, California, didn't like to wash her hands. Took me three whole weeks. And this one, nice lady in Detroit, Mowtown - six days flat. And there's this old guy in Philly - I killed him in 72 hours. Yeah, I'm getting better as I go along, baby, but the problem is I never set a record - until my man Frank that is. I'm gonna take him down in 48 hours! Get my own chapter in the medical books!
Mayor Phlegming: Son, do me a favor and read what it says
on your arm.
Thrax: Medical books aren't written about losers!
Osmosis: Did you know my great-great-grandpappy fought the measles? Yup, there's been a Jones on the force ever since my ancestors came up on the umbilical cord.
Osmosis: Goodbye, Drips.
Osmosis: You want Osmosis?
Leah: Come here, baby. I'm still Jonesin' for a little more Osmosis.
Thrax: Careful. I'm contagious.
Leah: Jones, what in the world makes you think I would
ever go out with you?
Drix: I'd like to examine your irritated areas.
[The cold pill arrives in the stomach]
Osmosis: We were so poor, we lived off peanut butter and
cellulite sandwiches! You ever try to blow-dry your hair with a fart?
Thrax: Ebola is a cause of dandruff compared to me!
Drix: Funny. He dosn't look fluish.
Thrax: [shaken] Man, this dude was sick before I even got here!
Frank: What's that you got there?
Drix: Special Agent Drixobenzometaphedrimine
The Boss: Has the foot fungus paid up yet?
Osmosis: Yo, where you from?
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