Nine Months

Nine Months

Samuel Faulkner: "Are you sure?"
Rebecca Taylor: "I'm ten days late."
Samuel Faulkner: "And there's no way you could have had it and just not noticed?"

Rebecca Taylor: "Sam! My water broke!"
Samuel Faulkner: "Well, we'll get you another one!"

(Samuel Faulkner sees needle and faints.)
Dr. Kosevich: "See? That is why women have the babies. Men can't take the paaai..." (sees needle and faints)

Dr. Kosevich: "You have a girl. Unless I cut the wrong cord."

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