Never Say Never Again

Fatima Blush: Write this: "The greatest rapture of my life was afforded me on a boat in Nassau by Fatima Blush," and sign it "James Bond, 007." James Bond: I just remembered. It's against Service policy to give endorsements. Fatima Blush: Write! Nurse: Mr. Bond, I need a urine sample. If you could fill this beaker for me? J ames Bond: From here? [Fatima Blush lands in James Bond's arms when she water-skis up the ramp to the bar] Fatima Blush: Oh, how reckless of me. I made you all wet. James Bond: Yes, but my martini is still dry. My name is James. [Last lines] [Small-Fawcett is thrown into the pool by James Bond] Small-Fawcett: I'm sorry Mr. Bond. I obviously caught you in a bad moment. James Bond: M sent you! Small-Fawcett: Only to plead for your return, Sir. M says that without you in the service, he fears for the security of the civilized world. James Bond: Never again. Domino Petachi: Never? M: I send you to a health farm to get yourself in shape! Instead you DEMOLISH it! Now I've had to notify the local police, get a minister to muzzle the press, and allocate a sizable chunk of my meager budget to renovating the establishment! James Bond: A man DID try to kill me, sir. M: Oh! Caught you seducing his wife, did he? James Bond: No, sir, not at all. But, in fact, I did lose 4 lbs. And God knows how many free radicals. M: That is the kind of attitude that tempts me to suspend you, 007! M: Too many free radicals. That's your problem. James Bond: "Free radicals," sir? M: Yes. They're toxins that destroy the body and the brain, caused by eating too much red meat and white bread and too many dry martinis! James Bond: Then I shall cut out the white bread, sir. M: Oh, you'll do more than THAT, 007. From now on you will suffer a strict regimen of diet and exercise; we shall PURGE those toxins from you! James Bond: Shrublands? M: You got it! Fatima: You're quite a man, Mr. Bond, but I am a superior woman. Guess where the first shot goes? [Fatima lowers the gun towards James' crotch.] Blofeld: I am Supreme Commander of SPECTRE, the Special Executive for Counterintelligence, Terrorism, Revenge and Extortion. Yesterday morning, the American Air Force launched 2 cruise missiles from Swadley Air Base in Great Britain. Through the ingenuity of SPECTRE, the dummy warheads they carried were replaced with *live*, *nuclear* warheads. Your weapons of destruction are now safely in our possession and will be moved to two secret targets. Please note the serial numbers of the missiles; they will confirm the truth. Your weapons of deterrence did not deter us from our objective! A terrible catastrophe now confronts you. However, it can be avoided by paying a tribute to our organization, amounting to twenty-five percent of your respective countries' annual oil purchases. We have accomplished two of the functions that the name SPECTRE embodies: terror and extortion. If our demands are not met within seven days, we shall ruthlessly apply the third: revenge! Q: Good to see you Mr. Bond. Things have been awfully dull around here. I hope we're going to see some gratuitous sex and violence." James Bond: I certainly hope so too. Miss Moneypenny: Have you got a mission, James? James Bond: Yes. I am to eliminate all free radicals. Miss Moneypenny: Ooh. Be careful. ~ Home ~ Movies ~ Songs ~ Anonymous ~ Women ~ ~ Friendship ~ Life and Success ~ Poems ~ Shakespeare ~ Star Trek ~