Never Been Kissed

Never Been Kissed

Rob Geller: Wow, that was just like "Carrie"! I thought she was gonna kill us all.

Rob Geller: All you need is for one person to think you're cool, and you're in.

Rob Geller: I can recognize a cry for help when I see one.
Josie Geller: Hear one.
Rob Geller: Whatever.

Gibby Zerefski: What is the one thing that could ruin my senior prom?
Kristin Davis: That you would trip on your Barbie heels and I'd be named prom queen. ...Did I just say that out loud?

Sam: Sorry I'm late. It took me forever to get here
Josie Geller: I know what you mean

Merkin: I'm just a little tense. This whole office is not Feng Shui. All the desks are facing evil.

Josie Geller: You know what's a weird word? Fork. Oh my God, someone ate my entire pie! I don't know how that happened!

P.E. Teacher: Now you are gonna complete these sprints, because if you don't, you fail. And if you fail gym, you'll never get into college.
Josie Geller: You guys are still telling that lie?

Guy Perkins: Hi I'm Guy.
Josie Geller: yes you are a guy. quite a guy. oh my. Hey that rymes! yikes. bikes!
Guy Perkins: are you in special ed? I mean, are you?

Josie Geller: That'll teach me to wear white pants after labor day.
Gibby Zerefski: Nobody's worn white pants after 1983.

Rob Geller: I'm the coleslaw king of the world!

Rob Geller: See ya around the Cell Block, Mrs. Robinson.

Josie Geller: Hey, Guy, guys, Guy's guys!

Josie Geller: I have been beating my brains in trying to impress you people. Listen Gibby, Kirstin, Krysten, you will spend your whole lives trying to keep others down because it makes you feel more important, but why her? Let me tell you about this girl she is amazing. I was new here and she befriended me no questions asked. But you, you were only my friends after my brother, Rob , told you to like me. There is a great big world out there and it won't matter if you were the most popular girl, the quarterback of the football team, or the biggest nerd in school. Find out who you are and try not to be afraid of it.

Gibby Zerefski: You totally ripped off my Malibu Barbie idea!
Kirsten Liosis: Nuh-uh, I'm Disco Barbie!
[Kirsten does a funky dance move]
Kristin Davis: And I'm Evening Wear Barbie.
[Kristin flips her hair]

Josie Geller: That thing, that moment, when you kiss someone and everything around becomes hazy and the only thing in focus is you and this person and you realize that that person is the only person that you're supposed to kiss for the rest of your life, and for one moment you get this amzing gift and you want to laugh and you want to cry because you feel so lucky that you found it and so scared that that it will go away all at the same time.

Merkin: "Hey, Merkin ain't jerkin', he's workin'."

Sam: "When you're my age, guys'll be lined up around the corner for you."
Josie: "You're just saying that because you're my teacher."
Sam: "Actually, I shouldn't be saying that because I'm your teacher."

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