Natural Born Killers

Natural Born Killers

Dr. Emil Reingold: Mickey and Mallory know the difference between right and wrong; they just don't give a damn.

Mallory: I do. 'Til you and I die, and die, and die again. 'Til death do us part.

Wayne Gale: I thought a bond developed betwen us!
Mickey: No. Not really. You're scum, Wayne; you did it for RATINGS. You don't give a shit about us or anybody else except yourself; that's why nobody gives a shit about YOU. That's why "helicopters" were not "deployed."

Wayne Gale: Their subsequent trial turned into a sick, pathetic circus. The trial of Mickey and Mallory Knox was SUCH an event, that it made the crime spree that preceded it pale by comparison. The nation caught Mickey and Mallory fire!

Mallory: I don't think I'm gonna make it. I feel so cold.
Mickey: You're gonna make it, Mal. Get mad.

Mickey: Mister rabbit says, "A moment of realization is worth a thousand prayers."

Mickey: The media is like the weather, only it's man-made weather.

Mickey: Turn left? Turn left to what you stupid bitch?
Mallory: You stupid bitch? You stupid bitch? You stupid bitch? Mickey, that's what my father used to call me! I thought you'd be a little more creative than that!

[Bleeding together over a river.]
Mickey: We'll be living in all the oceans now.

Mallory: You make every day feel like kindergarten.

[After beating the hell out of the guy at the diner.]
Mallory: How sexy am I now, huh? Flirty boy! How sexy am I now?

[After shooting a man she'd been having sex with]
Mallory: That the worst fuckin' head I ever got in my life! Next time don't be so fuckin' eager!

Mickey: Let me tell you something, this is the 1990's, alright? In this day and age a man has to have choices, a man has to have a little bit of variety.
Mallory: What are you talking about, "variety"? Hostages? You wanna fuck some other women now? Is that what you're talking about, Mickey?

[after sending Mallory to her room]
Ed Wilson: I'll show her a little tenderness, after I eat. When I get up there, she won't see my face for an hour.

Mallory: You made my shitlist!

Son: What the hell is that?
Father: A bitch out of hell, son. Take a run at her kiddo!

Mickey: Well, let's give that key lime pie a day in court, and a big old glass of non-fat milk, if you please.

Mickey: The whole world's comin' to an end, Mal!
Mallory: I see angels, Mickey. They're comin' down for us from heaven. And I see you ridin' a big red horse ...

Wayne Gale: Repetition works, David. Repetition works, David.

[On a TV interview]
Boy 1: Mickey and Mallory are the best thing to happen to mass murder since Manson.
Boy 2: Yeah! But ... they're way cooler!

Reporter: Do you have anything to say to your fans?
Mickey: You ain't seen nothin' yet.

Mickey: We're not killing anybody on our wedding day.

Warden: Love makes the world go round, heh heh heh.

Mickey: I realized my true calling in life.

Wayne Gale: What's that?
Mickey: Shit, man, I'm a natural born killer.

Scagnetti: I was born and spent the first part of my life in Texas.
Warden: That's funny, you don't have the accent.
Scagnetti: I don't wanna talk like those assholes.
Warden: My mother was from Texas!
Scagnetti: I meant those other assholes.

Napalatoni: Warden!
Dwight McClusky: Yes! What is it, Natapundi?
Napalatoni: Napalatoni!
Napalatoni: Mickey and Mallory Knox are loose, Scagnetti's dead, and they're live on national TV!

Dwight McClusky: Just how far do you think you're gonna get?!
Mickey: Right out the front door!
Mickey: It IS happenin'.
Dwight McClusky: I will personally hunt you down, blow the head off your fucking whore wife, AND PLANT YOUR SICK ASS IN THE GROUND ALL BY MYSELF!
Mickey: Another day, perhaps, but not today!

Old Indian: Once upon a time, a woman was picking up firewood. She came upon a poisonous snake frozen in the snow. She took the snake home and nursed it back to health. One day the snake bit her on the cheek. As she lay dying, she asked the snake, "Why have you done this to me?" And the snake answered, "Look, bitch, you knew I was a snake."

Mickey: It's fate, you know. Nobody can stop fate, nobody can.

Mickey: Right now I'd go down on a lawman for a gallon of gas.

Mickey: It's just murder. All God's creatures do it. You look in the forests and you see species killing other species, our species killing all species including the forests, and we just call it industry, not murder.

Scagnetti: Oswald might've been a pussy, but he was a great shot.

Dwight McClusky: I'm surprised Hollywood ain't caught up with you yet, your story'd make a much better movie than that Serpico shit.

Dwight McClusky: Mickey & Mallory Knox are without a doubt the most twisted depraved pair of shitfucks it has ever been my displeasure to lay my god damn eyes on. I tell you these two motherfuckers are a walking reminder of just how fucked up this system really is.

Mickey: At birth, I was cast into a flaming pit of scum forgotten by God.

Ed Wilson: I eat what I want! So what! I mean, with this fucking food here, you pray *after* eating!

Ed Wilson: Don't think! You're a fucking idiot! Who am I now, the bad guy? Did I ask you to fuck my friends?

Mallory's Dad: If it wasn't for me, you'd still be slingin' hash in that shithouse and fuckin' your boss.

Mickey: Uh, aloha? Chief? Yeah, uh...rattlesnake took a chunk outta us a few miles and my wife are pretty sick - could be dyin,' you never can tell about these things,'s about you ungluein' your fat ass from that boob tube and gettin' us some snakebite juice. Pronto.

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