The Muppet Christmas Carol

Gonzo: I am here to tell the story. Rizzo the Rat: And I am here for the food. Rizzo the Rat: Light the lamp, not the rat, light the lamp. Vegetables: If he became a flavor you can bet he would be sour. Yuck! Muppet Man: Even the vegetables don't like him. [Gonzo and Rizzo are flying over London.] Gonzo: Hello, London! Rizzo the Rat: Goodbye, lunch! [An urchin steals a talking vegetable.] Vegetable: Help! Help! I'm being stolen! Ghost of Christmas Past: Let us see another Christmas at this place. Ebenezer Scrooge: They were pretty much all the same. Nothing ever changed. Ghost of Christmas Past: You changed. Fozziwig: At this time in the proceedings, it is a tradition for me to make a little speech. Robert Marley: And it is a tradition for us to take a little nap! Fozziwig: Here is my Christmas speech. "Thank you all, and Merry Christmas." Robert Marley: That was the speech? Jacob Marley: It was dumb! Robert Marley: It was obvious! Jacob Marley: It was pointless! Robert Marley: It was... short. Jacob Marley, Robert Marley: I loved it! Rizzo the Rat: Mother always taught me: "Never eat singing food." Ebenezer Scrooge: You're a little absent-minded, spirit. Ghost of Christmas Present: No, I am a LARGE absent-minded spirit! Ebenezer Scrooge: What business has brought you here? Ghost of Christmas Past: Your welfare. Ebenezer Scrooge: Heh, a night's unbroken rest might aid my welfare. Ghost of Christmas Past: Your salvation, then. [Describing Fozziwig.] Ebenezer Scrooge: What an employer he was. As hard and ruthless as a rose petal! ~ Home ~ Movies ~ Songs ~ Anonymous ~ Women ~ ~ Friendship ~ Life and Success ~ Poems ~ Shakespeare ~ Star Trek ~