Evelyn: Look, I -- I may not be an explorer, or an adventurer, or a treasure-seeker, or a gunfighter, Mr. O'Connell! But I am proud of what I am!
Rick O'Connell: And what is that?
Evelyn: I... am a librarian!
[After a shipwreck.]
Beni: Hey O'Connell! Looks to me like we've got all the horses!
Rick O'Connell: Hey Beni! Looks to me like you're on the wrong side of the river!
Beni: Much better to be the right hand of the devil than to be in his path.
Hangman: Any last requests?
Rick O'Connell: Yeah, loosen the knot and let me go.
Rick O'Connell: I've been to Hamunaptra.
Evelyn: You swear?
Rick O'Connell: Every damn day.
[After a mysterious wind blows up for the umpteenth time.]
Rick O'Connell: That happens a lot around here, doesn't it?
Winston: So what does your little problem have to do with His Majesty's Air Force
Rick O'Connell: Not a damn thing!
Winston: Is it dangerous?
Rick O'Connell: Well, you probably won't live through it.
Winston: By Jove, do you really think so?
Jonathan: Well, everyone else we've bumped into has died. Why should you be any different?
Evelyn: You know, nasty little men like yourself always get their come-uppances.
Beni: They do?
Rick O'Connell: Don't worry. I'll figure something out.
Evelyn: You better. Because if he turns me into a mummy, you're the first one I'm coming after.
Evelyn: You lied to me!
Jonathan: I lie to everyone. What makes you so special?
Rick O'Connell: I only gamble with my life, never my money.
Rick O'Connell: Can you swim?
Evelyn: Well of course I can swim if the occasion calls for it.
Rick O'Connell: [throwing her overboard] Trust me, it calls for it!
Evelyn: [drunk] You're wondering what a place like me is doing in a girl like this.
[Upon opening the tomb]
Evelyn: I've dreamt about this since I was a little girl.
Rick O'Connell: You dream about dead guys?
Winston: What's the plan?
Rick O'Connell: Rescue the damsel in distress, kill the bad guy, save the world.
Mr. Daniels: Get me a shot of bourbon, and a glass of bourbon, and a bourbon chaser.
Evelyn 'Evie' Carnahan: Um, by the way, why did you kiss me?
Rick O'Connell: Heh, I don't know, I was about to be hanged, it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Rick O'Connell: Well if it ain't my little buddy Beni. I think I'll kill you.
Beni Gabor: Think of my children!
Rick O'Connell: You don't have any children
Beni Gabor: Someday I might.
Rick O'Connell: So what's the scam Beni? You take them out into the middle of the desert and then you leave 'em to rot?
Beni Gabor: Unfortunately, no. These Americans are smart. They pay me only half now, half when I get them back to Cairo, so this time I must go all the way.
Rick O'Connell: Them's the breaks, huh?
Rick O'Connell: That's called "stealing," you know.
Evelyn 'Evie' Carnahan: According to you and my brother it's called "borrowing."
Dr. Bey, the Curator: We are part of an ancient secret society. For three thousand years we have guarded the City of the Dead. We are sworn at manhood to do anything and everything in our power to stop the High Priest Imhotep from ever being reborn into this world.
Ardeth Bay: Now, thanks to you, we have failed.
Evelyn 'Evie' Carnahan: And you think that justifies the killing of innocent people?
Dr. Bey, the Curator: To stop this creature? Let me think...
Dr. Bey, the Curator, Ardeth Bay: YES!
Rick O'Connell: You're gonna get yours, Beni! You're gonna get yours!
Beni Gabor: Oh, like I've never heard THAT before!
Rick O'Connell: Sorry. I didn't mean to scare you.
Evelyn 'Evie' Carnahan: The only thing that scares me, Mr. O'Connell, are your manners.
Evelyn: Patience is a virtue.
Rick: Not right now it isn't.
Beni: Prince Im-Ho-Tep thanks you for your hospitality... and for your eyes... and for your tongue... but I'm afraid more is needed.
Beni: As long as I serve him, I am immune.
O'Connell: Immune from what?
Beni: Piszkas allat.
O'Connel: What did you say?
Beni: I don't want to tell you. You'll just hurt me some more.
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