Joe Hollis: Kaye, what an unexpected and bloodcurdling surprise.
[White House worker notices gun in Rita's station wagon.]
Joe Hollis: Wait a minute, is that President Kramer holding a gun on a naked guy in a blindfold?
Matt Douglas: Well, I don't think you had anything to do with Charlie's death, but I'm pretty sure you're involved in this mess somehow.
Tanner: Hello, sirs. No need for concern. It's only me. The twisted psycho.
Margaret Kramer: Don't do that with the liquor, Russ. It's so George Bush.
[Russell Kramer's made-up words to "Hail to the Chief."]
Douglas: If the book goes, if it doesn't go, I don't really care. I'm just writing it because frankly, I don't know what else to do. At least I won't be like Kramer, running around the country grabbing up every dime that's not nailed down. Now Jimmy Carter, THERE'S a good man. He goes around building poor people houses with his own hands.
Douglas: Maybe later. Right now, my opinion is, they didn't vote for me, let 'em freeze.
Kramer: Did you ever have one of her pizzas?
Kramer: I had only one assassination attempt against me and you had three!
Kramer: I was Time Magazine's Man of the Year.
Man in bathroom: It's an honor, sir.
Russell Kramer: It's a kick in the balls! Sorry, sweetheart.
Russell Kramer: Oh, yeah. I'm about to share my coffee with the Washington Love Machine. No dice! You could spit in a Petri dish and start a whole new civilization.
Russell Kramer: When this is over, promise me we'll come back and look for my balls!
Matt Douglas: Decaf. You pussy!
[Matt Douglas' made-up words to "Hail to the Chief"]
Matt Douglas: Let's stop talking. We're about to bond. It will make me vomit.
Russell Kramer: As usual, the Republicans come up with a plan while the Democrats wander aimlessly in the woods.
Genny: I'm sorry, but we're Republicans.
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