Victor Melling: (about Gracie) This woman has no talent! I was not told I'd have to provide a talent.
Gracie Hart: F.B.I. You might want to stay out of this.
Gracie Hart: You think I'm gorgeous... you want to kiss me... you want to date me.
[To models refusing pizza and beer.]
Stan Fields: Miss Rhode Island, please describe your idea of a perfect date.
Gracie Hart: I am in a dress, I have gel in my hair, I haven't slept all night, I'm starved, AND I'm armed! Don't MESS with me!
Gracie Hart: Donut Nazi.
Gracie Hart: I would so like to hurt you right now.
Victor Melling: What, no armored car?
Kathy Morningside: Of couse he had a gun. This is Texas! Everybody has a gun. My florist has a gun!
Victor Melling: Smilers wear a crown, losers wear a frown.
Eric Matthews: Is this you not arguing? 'Cause you suck at it.
Victor Melling: The last time I saw a walk like that was in "Jurassic Park."
Kathy Morningside: I would much rather cancel the show than have my girls blown up.
Stan Fields: And we'll be right back with our five final lesbians -- contestants!
[After McDonald sees himself in a bikini on the computer.]
Eric Matthews: Don't look at me like I betrayed you.
Gracie Hart: Gracie Lou Freebush?!
Eric Matthews: Operation "Thong" has commenced.
Victor Melling: Why is New Jersey called "The Garden State"?
Gracie Hart: You think I'm gorgeous... You want to kiss me... You want to hug me... You want to love me... You want to smooch me... You want to hug me.
Stan: What is the one most important thing our society needs?
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