Michael: You can *never* have too much sugar.

Michael: Remember what John and Paul said.
Frank Quinlan: The apostles?
Michael: No, the Beatles. All you need is love.

Huey Driscoll: Can I just pull on your wings to see how they're attached?
Michael: Why don't you pull on your pecker to see how it's attached?
Pansy Milbank: Hey! Language!
Frank Quinlan: An angel that says "pecker."
Pansy Milbank: Language!

Michael: You gotta learn to laugh.

Michael: Whatever they say, you can never have too much of earth.

Michael: You gotta learn to laugh, it's the way to true love.

Michael: The miles will fly and your children won't cry, if you play car bingo!

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