M*A*S*H: Goodbye, Farewell, and Amen

M*A*S*H: Goodbye, Farewell, and Amen

Hawkeye: "Y'ello, snakepit, we never close."

Potter: "Pierce, we miss you here."
Hawkeye: "I miss me there too. It's lonely here. Especially at night."

Margaret: "How do you feel?"
Hawkeye: "Like a hostage, how 'bout you?"

Hawkeye: "It doesn't bother me when they start squaking like chickens. I don't have anything against chickens personally. I mean take the common falicy that chickens are afraid. Who else has the nerve to run around if you cut their heads off? Have you ever seen a chicken break into a cold sweat? Have you ever known a chicken to have a weak handshake? I'll grant you they're afraid of flying. In a recent survey, two out of three chickens preferred to takethe bus. But what about their contributions to society? I mean just think of the great chickens in history. Hard to think of any isn't it?"

Hawkeye: "Okay boys and girls, it's time to do something intelligent. Since I seem to be the only intelligent person here, I nominate me. All in favor saye 'I'."
Potter: "Take your seat Pierce."

Sydney: "You know I told you people something a long time ago and it's just as pertinant today as it was then: Ladies and Gentlemen take my advice--pull down your pants and slide on the ice."

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