Lake Placid

Lake Placid

Mrs. Bickerman: I'm rooting for the crocodile. I hope he swallows your friends whole.

[Upon finding a decaying toe]
Hector: Is this the man that was killed?
Keough: He seemed... taller.

Mrs. Delores Bickerman: If I had a dick, this is where I would tell you to suck it.

[To a game warden]
Hector Cyr: I'm a civilian, not a trout -- you have no authority over me whatsoever.

[On whether the crocodiles swam to Lake Placid from Asia]
Sheriff Hank Keough: Crocodiles can't swim that far.
Hector Cyr: Yes they can.
Sheriff Hank Keough: How do you know that?
Hector Cyr: They conceal information like that in books.

Sheriff Hank Keough: I've never heard of crocodiles swimming that far.
Hector Cyr: Yeah, they conceal information like that in books.

Kelly Scott: The lake is so black and still.
Sheriff Hank Keough: Yeah, we wanted to call it Lake Placid, but we heard that name was already taken.

Jack Wells: Ma'am --
Kelly Scott: If you call me "ma'am" one more time, I will sue you! And with the laws the way they are today, I can do it!
Sheriff Hank Keough: Oh, she's good.

Kelly Scott: You got to fire your big gun. Did it meet your expectations?
Sheriff Hank Keough: Overrated.

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