Roy: "WHO YOU CALLIN' PSYCHO?!"
Neighbor: "Can you get sick from drinking piss?"
ESPN Announcer: "So Roy, where have you been for the last fifteen years?"
Roy: I woke up early and took the liberty of milking the cow.
Landlady: "What is it about good sex that makes me have to crap? You really jarred something loose tiger."
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