Johnny Dangerously

Johnny Dangerously

Roman Moroni: I would like to direct this to the distinguished members of the panel: You lousy corksuckers. You have violated my farging rights. Dis somanumbatching country was founded so that the liberties of common patriotic citizens like me could not be taken away by a bunch of fargin yourselves.

Johnny Dangerously: You got those. I like those on a woman.

Danny Vermin: You shouldn't grab me, Johnny. My mother grabbed me once... ONCE!

Roman Moroni: Why you miserable cork-sucker!

Danny Vermin: Dames are put on this earth to weaken us, drain our energy, laugh at us when they see us naked.

Danny Vermin: I got something to stop him.
Dutch: They made it for him special. It's an eighty-eight Magnum.
Danny Vermin: It shoots through schools.

Ma Kelly: The Lower East Side. This really sucks.

Ma Kelly: Bless the saints, it's an ashtray! I've been thinking of taking up smoking. This clinches it!

Ma Kelly: I know what you can't say. You wanna get laid. You wanna hump your brains out. Vavoom, vavoom, vavoom!

Lil: And shelf paper! Oh, Johnny, I *love* shelf paper!

Ma Kelly: You've gotten to be like a daughter to me and I wanna share somethin' with ya.
Lil: Awww, what's that Mom Kelley?
Ma Kelly: I go both ways.
Lil: Oh.

Danny Vermin: I AM handicapped: I'm psychotic.

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