Roman Moroni: I would like to direct this to the distinguished members of the panel: You lousy corksuckers. You have violated my farging rights. Dis somanumbatching country was founded so that the liberties of common patriotic citizens like me could not be taken away by a bunch of fargin iceholes...like yourselves.
Johnny Dangerously: You got those. I like those on a woman.
Danny Vermin: You shouldn't grab me, Johnny. My mother grabbed me once... ONCE!
Roman Moroni: Why you miserable cork-sucker!
Danny Vermin: Dames are put on this earth to weaken us, drain our energy, laugh at us when they see us naked.
Danny Vermin: I got something to stop him.
Ma Kelly: The Lower East Side. This really sucks.
Ma Kelly: Bless the saints, it's an ashtray! I've been thinking of taking up smoking. This clinches it!
Ma Kelly: I know what you can't say. You wanna get laid. You wanna hump your brains out. Vavoom, vavoom, vavoom!
Lil: And shelf paper! Oh, Johnny, I *love* shelf paper!
Ma Kelly: You've gotten to be like a daughter to me and I wanna share somethin' with ya.
Danny Vermin: I AM handicapped: I'm psychotic.
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