Johnny Dangerously

Roman Moroni: I would like to direct this to the distinguished members of the panel: You lousy corksuckers. You have violated my farging rights. Dis somanumbatching country was founded so that the liberties of common patriotic citizens like me could not be taken away by a bunch of fargin iceholes...like yourselves. Johnny Dangerously: You got those. I like those on a woman. Danny Vermin: You shouldn't grab me, Johnny. My mother grabbed me once... ONCE! Roman Moroni: Why you miserable cork-sucker! Danny Vermin: Dames are put on this earth to weaken us, drain our energy, laugh at us when they see us naked. Danny Vermin: I got something to stop him. Dutch: They made it for him special. It's an eighty-eight Magnum. Danny Vermin: It shoots through schools. Ma Kelly: The Lower East Side. This really sucks. Ma Kelly: Bless the saints, it's an ashtray! I've been thinking of taking up smoking. This clinches it! Ma Kelly: I know what you can't say. You wanna get laid. You wanna hump your brains out. Vavoom, vavoom, vavoom! Lil: And shelf paper! Oh, Johnny, I *love* shelf paper! Ma Kelly: You've gotten to be like a daughter to me and I wanna share somethin' with ya. Lil: Awww, what's that Mom Kelley? Ma Kelly: I go both ways. Lil: Oh. Danny Vermin: I AM handicapped: I'm psychotic. ~ Home ~ Movies ~ Songs ~ Anonymous ~ Women ~ ~ Friendship ~ Life and Success ~ Poems ~ Shakespeare ~ Star Trek ~