Jerry Maguire

Jerry Maguire

Jerry Maguire: "I don't like black people? I am Mister black people."

Laurel Boyd: "Donīt cry at the begining of a date. Cry at the end, like I do."

Dorothy: "On the surface, everything seems fine. I've got this great guy. And he loves my kid. And he sure does like me a lot. And I can't live like that. It's not the way I'm built."

Jerry Maguire: "I will not rest until I have you holding a Coke, wearing your own shoe, playing a Sega game *featuring you*, while singing your own song in a new commercial, *starring you*, broadcast during the Superbowl, in a game that you are winning, and I will not *sleep* until that happens. I'll give you fifteen minutes to call me back."

Laurel Boyd: "You fuck this up, I'll kill you!"
Jerry Maguire: "I'm glad we had this talk."

Ethan: "Everybody loves you. Pisses me off."

Ray Boyd: "D'you know that the human head weighs 8 pounds?"
Jerry Maguire: "Did you know that Troy Aikman, in only six years, has passed for 16,303 yards?"
Ray Boyd: "D'you know that bees and dogs can smell fear?"
Jerry Maguire: "Did you know that the career record for hits is 4,256 by Pete Rose who is NOT in the Hall of Fame?"
Ray Boyd: "D'you know that my next door neighbor has three rabbits?"
Jerry Maguire: "I... I can't compete with that!"

Dicky: "If this (points to heart) is empty, this (points to head) doesn't matter."

Jerry Maguire: "I love you. You... complete me."
Dorothy Boyd: "Shut up. Just shut up. You had me at "hello.""

Rod: "Well, boo-fucking-hoo!"

Ray: "Jerry, did you know the human head weighs 8 pounds?"
Jerry: "Did you know that troy Aikman in only 6 years has passed for 16,303 yards?"
Ray: "Did you know bees and dogs can smell fear?"

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