The In-Laws

[After a harrowing cab ride.]
Sheldon: Did we hit the little boy on Sixth Avenue?
Vince: No, we missed him by a good foot and a half.

Sheldon: Six thousand a year tuition to listen to this.

Sheldon: The ocean? It's over the ocean to Scranton, Pennsylvania?

Vince: Just go with the flow, Shel, just go with the flow.
Sheldon: What flow? There isn't any flow.

Vince: Sometimes I'm so smart I scare myself.

Sheldon Kornpett: There's no reason to shoot at me, I'm a dentist.

Shelly: You were involved in the Bay of Pigs?
Vince: Involved? That was my idea.

Tommy: Dad and his mysterious phone calls.
Vince Ricardo: What the hell do you mean by that?
Tommy: Nothing. You're just always making these weird calls in back rooms and pay booths...
Vince Ricardo: You little snot-nose! Those phone calls put you through college!

Vince Ricardo: I was in the jungle - the bush we called it - for approximately nine months...
Sheldon Kornpett: Nine months! That must have really been something!
Vince Ricardo: It was. I saw things... They have tsetse flies down there the size of eagles.

[On working for the CIA]
Vince Ricardo: Are you interested in joining? The benefits are terrific. The trick is not to get killed. That's really the key to the benefit program.

Vince Ricardo: I'm such a good driver, it's *incomprehensible* they took my license away.

Sheldon Kornpett: I have flames on my car. I HAVE FLAMES ON MY CAR!

Vince Ricardo: Serpentine Shelly. Serpentine!

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