Claire: Gay men are so hot. It's tragic.
Ronna: I need a favor.
Singh: Just so we're clear, you stole a car, shot a bouncer, and had sex with two women?
Todd: Ronna, I just gave you a favor.
Todd: You come to me out of the blue, asking to buy 20 hits. Just so happens that 20 being the magic number at which intent to sell becomes trafficking!
Tiny: Yo, I told you, my mother's mother's mother was black!
Zack: It really didn't go as bad as it could have.
[Referring to the Family Circus comic strip]
Victor Sr.: You know what wakes me up in the middle of the night covered in a cold sweat? Knowing that you aren't any worse than anyone else in your whole screwed up generation. In the old days, you know how you got to the top? Huh? By being better than the guy ahead of you. How do you people get to the top? By being so fucking incompetent, that the guy ahead of you can't do his job, so he falls on his ass and congratulations, you are now on top. And now the top is down here, it used to be up here... and you don't even know the fucking difference.
[Selling allergy medicine as drugs]
Simon Baines: He's a good guy.
Burke: I just want to make a deal. Can we make a deal?
Zack: Let's think about this logically. She's either alive, or she's dead.
Ronna Martin: I could leave something with you. Collateral.
[Adam and Zack are in the rain trying to make space in their trunk to put a body in it.]
Simon Baines: They can't evict you on Christmas! Then you'd be ho-ho-homeless!
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