(Translating with a Swahili phrasebook.)
Lyle: "Sorry, Stonebelly. The better man won, that's all. Or, I should say, the one who brought mercenaries won; *that's* all!"
Ape: ""All of George's secrets." There's the shortest book ever written."
Ape: "George, remember the time I told you about Queensbury rules and fighting fair? Well, now's a good time to forget it."
George: "To swing or not to swing? Swing."
Narrator: "And so, onward and upward the tired trekkers trudged on feverished footsies on the perilous paths. When they beheld the mighty Ape Mountain, the reacted with awe."
Narrator: "The jungle king was pleased to find that he looked pretty good in Armani."
Narrator: "Meanwhile, at a very expensive waterfall set..."
Ursula's mother: "Arthur, I wish you would do something about all these monkeys. I feel like Jane Goodall."
Narrator: "Don't worry. Nobody dies in this story. They just get really big boo-boos."
Narrator: "George can't die because he's the star."