The Fifth Element

[Father Cornelius confides in a bartender.]
Father Cornelius: I know she's made to be strong, but she's also so fragile, so human. Do you understand what I'm saying?
[Robot bartender shakes its head.]

[Demonstrating a weapon.]
Zorg: Voila: the ZF-1. It's light. Handle's adjustable for easy carrying; good for righties and lefties. Breaks down into 4 parts, undetectable by x-ray; ideal for quick, discreet interventions. A word on firepower. Three thousand round clip with bursts of 3 to 300. With the Replay button (another Zorg invention) it's even easier. One shot, and Replay sends every following shot to the same location. And to finish the job, all the Zorg oldies but goldies. Rocket launcher. Arrow launcher, with explodin' and poisonous gas heads. Very practical. Our famous net launcher. The ALWAYS efficient flame-thrower. My favorite. And for the Grand Finale, the all new "Ice Cube System!"

Zorg: Look at my fingers: four stones, four crates. Zero stones? ZERO CRATES!

DJ Ruby Rhod: WHat the hell are you screamin' for? Every thirty seconds there's a bomb or somethin'! I'm leavin! bzzzz!

Father Cornelius: You're a monster, Zorg.
Zorg: I know.

Father Cornelius: What are you doing?
Korben Dallas: Trying to save your ass so you can save the world.

Zorg: Life, which you so nobly serve, comes from destruction, disorder, and chaos.

Leeloo: Leeloo Dallas mul-ti-pass. Mul-ti-pass.
Korben Dallas: Yeah, this is my wife, Leelo.
Leeloo: Mul-ti-pass.
Korben Dallas: Newlywed, just married.
Leeloo: Mul-ti-pass.
Korben Dallas: Yes, she knows it's a multipass! Anyways, we're in love.

[Father Cornelius and Ruby Rhod see the bomb stuck to the door]
Cornelius: It's a - it's a - it's a - it's a - it's a - it's a -
Ruby Rhod: No no no no no no. If it were a bomb, wouldn't we be hearing the alarms? All these hotels have bomb detectors.
[The alarms sound]

Zorg: This case is empty.
Cornelius: What?
Zorg: Empty. The opposite of full. This case is supposed to be full!
Aknot: You asked for a case. We brought you a case.
Zorg: A case with four stones in it! What the hell am I supposed to do with an empty case?
Aknot: We are warriors, not merchants.
Zorg: But you can still count!

General Munro: The Mondoshawans never fully trusted the human race.

Leeloo: Everything you create, you use to destroy.
Korben Dallas: Yeah, we call it human nature.

David: Father, are you sure she's a supreme being?

Head Scientist: Anticipation denotes intelligence.

Police: Are you classified as human?
Dallas: No, I am a meat popsicle.

DJ Ruby Rhod: Quiver ladies, quiver!

Ruby Rhod: What was that honey? It was bad! It had no fire, no energy, no nothing! So tomorrow from 5 to 7 will you PLEASE act like you have more than a two word vocabulary! It must be green!
Korben Dallas: Can I talk to you for a second? [Throws Ruby up against a wall] I didn't come here to play poom-bow on the radio. So tomorrow from 5 to 7 your gonna give yourself a hand, green?
Ruby Rhod: Supergreen.

DJ Ruby Rhod: We'll find out everything there is to know about the D man: his dreams, his desires, his most intimates of intimates, and from what I'm looking at, "intimate" is the stud muffin's middle name! So tell me my man, are you nervous in the service?
Korben Dallas: Mmm... not really.

Korben Dallas: I only speak two languages - English and bad English.

Leeloo: Me fifth element - supreme being. Me protect you.

Leeloo: I do not know love. I was trained to protect, not to love.

Father Cornelius: Evil begets evil. Shooting it only makes it stronger.

Ruby Rhod: And now we enter what must the most beautiful concert hall of all the universe! A perfect replica of the old opera house! ...But who cares?

Thai: You got a message.
Major Korben Dallas: Yeah
Thai: You're not gonna open it? It might be important.
Major Korben Dallas: Yeah, like the last two I got were important. The first one was from my wife, telling me she was leaving. The second was from my lawyer, telling me he was leaving... with my wife.
Thai: Ah, that's bad luck. Grandfather say it not rain everyday. This is good news, guaranteed. I bet your lunch.
Major Korben Dallas: Okay, you're on.
Thai: Come on... [Reads.] You are fired. Oh.
Major Korben Dallas: Well, at least I won lunch.
Thai: Good philosophy, see good in bad, I like.

[Korben shows up at Father Cornelius' door with an unconscious Leeloo in his arms.]
Priest Vito Cornelius: Yes?
Major Korben Dallas: I'm, uh, looking for a priest.
Priest Vito Cornelius: Weddings are one floor down, my son. Congratulations.

Major Korben Dallas: Whats your name?
Leeloo: Leeloo Minai Lekarariba-Laminai-Tchai Ekbat De Sebat.
Major Korben Dallas: Good. That... that whole thing's your name, huh? Do you have, uh... a shorter name?
Leeloo: Leeloo.

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