ERIN BROKOVICH

Female Lawyer: I think we got off to the wrong foot. Erin Brokovich: That's all you got lady, two wrong feet and fucking ugly shoes. Theresa Dallavale: Okay, look, I think we got off on the wrong foot here -- Erin Brockovich: That's all you got, lady. Two wrong feet. In fucking ugly shoes. Erin Brockovich: Bite my ass, Krispy Kreme! Erin Brockovich: For the first time in my life, I got people respecting me. Please, don't ask me to give it up. Erin Brockovich: Did they teach you how to apologize at lawyer school? 'Cause you suck at it. Ed Masry: So what makes you think you can just walk in there and take whatever you want? Erin Brockovich: They're called boobs, Ed. Kurt Potter: Wha... how did you do this? Erin Brockovich: Well, um, seeing as how I have no brains or legal expertise, and Ed here was losing all faith in the system, am I right? Ed Masry: Oh, yeah, completely. No faith, no faith... Erin Brockovich: I just went out there and performed sexual favors. Six hundred and thirty-four blow jobs in five days... I'm really quite tired. Erin Brockovich: Are you going to be something else that I have to survive? Because I don't think I can handle it. Erin Brockovich: Not personal! That is my work, my sweat, and my time away from my kids! If that is not personal, I don't know what is! Ed Masry: Do they teach beauty queens how to apologize? Because you suck at it! Erin Brockovich: These people don't dream about being rich. They dream about being able to watch their kids swim in a pool without worrying that they'll have to have a hysterectomy at the age of *twenty*. Like Rosa Diaz, a client of ours. Or have their spine deteriorate, like Stan Blume, *another* client of ours. So before you come back here with another lame-ass offer, I want you to think real hard about what your spine is worth, Mr. Walker. Or what you might expect someone to pay you for your uterus, Ms. Sanchez. Then you take out your calculator and you multiply that number by a hundred. Anything less than that is a waste of our time. [Ms. Sanchez picks up a glass of water.] By the way, we had that water brought in especially for you folks. Came from a well in Hinkley. George: How many numbers you got? Erin Brockovich: Oh, I got numbers comin' outta my ears. For instance: ten. George: Ten? Erin Brockovich: Yeah. That's how many months old my baby girl is. George: You got a little girl? Erin Brockovich: Yeah. Yeah, sexy, huh? How 'bout this for a number? Six. That's how old my other daughter is, eight is the age of my son, two is how many times I've been married -- and divorced; sixteen is the number of dollars I have in my bank account. 850-3943. That's my phone number, and with all the numbers I gave you, I'm guessing zero is the number of times you're gonna call it. Ed Masry: In a law firm you may want to re-think your wardrobe a little. Erin Brockovich: Well as long as I have one ass instead of two I'll wear what I like if that's alright with you? You might want to re-think those ties. ~ Home ~ Movies ~ Songs ~ Anonymous ~ Women ~ ~ Friendship ~ Life and Success ~ Poems ~ Shakespeare ~ Star Trek ~