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Warren: Who glued these quarter's down?
AJ: I did
Warren: What the hell for man!?
AJ: I don't feel I need to explain my art to you Warren

Joe: Lucas, Are you in some sort of trouble? Because every minute that goes by, and I don't report you, I look like a bigger banana-head.
Lucas: Joe, I can catagorically say that you are not a bigger banana-head

Lucas: Warren, look what you took: rap, metal, rap, metal, Whitney Houston?
Warren: It's for my girl-friend
Lucas: Sure it is. Warren, you should listen to music to diminish your criminal impulses, not magnify them .....maybe some jazz or some classical?
Warren: Maybe you bite me

Eddie:Do you know where harvard is man?
AJ: it's near boston
Eddie: no it's a whole different world filled with guys who row boats and eat ivy.

Gina to Debra, after Debra has shaved hair hair off. "Sinead O'Rebellion, shock me ,shock me ,shock me ,with that devious behaviour"

(Wearing nothing but a MusicTown apron)
Gina: "Welcome to MusicTown, may I service you?"

Damn the man, save the empire!

Debra: "I went to rock and roll heaven, and I wasn't on the guest list."

Warren: "Why don't you take these CD's and shove them up your ass?"
Lucas: "Becasue it would hurt a lot, Warren."

Mitch: "Why do I get the feeling that I'm being royally screwed?"
Joe: "Because you are, Mitch."

(Lucas has just gambled away all Joe's money.)
Lucas: "I wonder if I'll be held responsible for this."

"I do not regret the things I've done, only those i did not do"

Joe: "Where's the money, Lucas?"
Lucas: "Joe, the money is gone."
Joe: "I know it's GONE, where's it gone to?"
Lucas: "Atlantic City."
Joe: "Atlantic City?"
Lucas: "Yeah."
Joe: "What's it DOING in Atlantic City?"
Lucas: "Recirculating!"

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