DIE HARD 2

Carmine Lorenzo: You are in my little pond now, and I am the big fish in that pond. John McClane: That punk pulled a Glock 7 on me! You know what that is? It's a porcelain gun made in Germany. It doesn’t show up on you airport X-ray machines, and it cost more than you make here in a month. Carmine Lorenzo: You'd be a surprised what I make in a month. John McClane: If it was more than a dollar ninety-eight I'd be surprised. Al Powell: What's this about? John McClane: Oh, just a feeling I have. Al Powell: Ouch! When you get those feelings, insurance companies start to go bankrupt. John McClane: Hey, Carmine, let me ask you something. What sets off the metal detectors first? The lead in your ass or the shit in your brain? [McClane is forced to crawl through yet another ventilation system] John McClane: Just once, I'd like a regular, normal Christmas. A little eggnog... a fuckin' Christmas tree... a little turkey. But, no! I gotta crawl around in this motherfuckin' tin can! [McClane is showing his nervousness while riding in a helicopter] Chopper Pilot: What's the matter, cowboy? Ride too rough? John McClane: I don't like to fly. Samantha Coleman: Then what are you doing here? John McClane: I don't like to lose either. Al Powell: You ain't pissing in somebody's pool, are you? John McClane: Yeah, and I'm fresh out of chlorine. John McClane: Oh man, I can't fucking believe this. Another basement, another elevator. How can the same thing happen to the same guy twice? Grant: You are the wrong person at the wrong place at the wrong time! John McClane: Story of my life. John McClane: I guess I was wrong about you. You're not such an asshole after all. Grant: Oh, you were right about me. I'm just your kind of asshole. Grant: Too bad, McClane. I kind of liked you. John McClane: I got enough friends! Holly McClane: They told me there were terrorists at the airport. John McClane: Yeah, I heard that too. Marvin: So you like that one huh? How 'bout you give me twenty bucks for it? John McClane: How 'bout I let you live? Marvin: Man sure knows how to bargain. ~ Home ~ Movies ~ Songs ~ Anonymous ~ Women ~ ~ Friendship ~ Life and Success ~ Poems ~ Shakespeare ~ Star Trek ~