Cliff: I live in a Frat House, right? And these fuckers wanna kick me out for not observing quiet hour! [shouting] Well, they can SUCK my QUIET COCK!
Cliff: [rapping] My name is Cliff, brother of Joe. I got me some crack. I want me some hoes!
Cliff: They hate it when you do this.
Cooper: You can't sing show tunes and be depressed!
Cliff: Come on man! Just kick me in the junk!
Cliff: Do you guys ever get really horny?
Cliff: I really shouldn't be driving, I have a suspended license.
Cooper Frederickson: Young man! Where have you been? I was up all night worried sick. Do you know what time it is?
Cooper Frederickson: I can hear my heartbeat through my penis!
Zeke: This is my brother's Ritalin. Ritalin's good for studying math or science, just don't try to write English papers on it or it won't make any sense. Enjoy that.
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