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DAZED AND CONFUSED

Dazed and Confused

Mike: I'm just trying to be honest about being a misanthrope.

Simone: I did it when I was a freshman, and you'll do it when you're seniors Now fry like bacon you little freshman piggies. FRY!

Wooderson: Let me tell you what Melba Toast is packin' right here, alright. We got 411 Positrac outback, 750 double pumper Edelbrock intakes, bored over 30, 11 to 1 pop-up pistons, turbo-jet 390 horsepower. We're talkin' some fuckin' muscle.

Pickford: Slater-san, how's it goin'?
Slater: Fixin' to be a lot better, man!

Dawson: Well, all I'm saying is that I want to look back and say that I did it the best I could while I was stuck in this place. Had as much fun as I could while I was stuck in this place. Played as hard as I could while I was stuck in this place. Dogged as many girls as I could while I was stuck in this place.

Jodi: What is this, social hour? I'm supposed to be being a bitch.

Cynthia: I'd like to quit thinking of the present, like right now, as some minor, insignificant preamble to somethin' else.

Tony: So, you're not gonna go to law school? What do you wanna do then?
Mike: I wanna dance.

Dawson: Vicki! Come on, let's skip out and go get naked! Come on let's go!

Mike: It's what everybody in this car needs is some good ol' worthwhile visceral experience.

Tony: NeoMcCarthyism, I like that.

Darla: Lick me, all of you.

Slater: Imagine how many people out there are fuckin', just goin' at it.

Slater: George Washington was in a cult, and the cult was into aliens man!

Slater: Behind every good man there is a woman, and that woman was Martha Washington man, and everyday George would come home, she would have a big fat bowl waiting for him, man when he come in the door, man she was a hip, hip, hip lady, man.

Slater: This place used to be off limits man 'cause some drunk freshman fell right down the middle smacking his head on every beam man. Autopsy said he only had one beer, how many did you have?
Mitch: Four.
Slater: You're dead man, you're so dead.

Darla: What are you looking at? Wipe that face off your head, bitch.

Pink: Don, have you ever thought about why we play football? How many times have you gotten laid strictly because you're a football player?
Don: I don't know. A few, I guess.

Wooderson: The older you get the more rules they are going to try and get you to follow. You just gotta keep on livin man! L-I-V-I-N!

Slater: Didja ever look at a dollar bill man? There's some spooky shit goin' on there. And it's green too!

Freshman Girl: Will you marry me?
Dawson: I don't know. What's in it for me?
Freshman Girl: Anything you want?
Dawson: Anything?
Freshman Girl: Anything.
Dawson: Go like this. Do you spit or swallow?
Freshman Girl: Whatever you like.
Dawson: Whatever I like? I would definitely marry you!

Wooderson: Say, man, you got a joint?
Mitch: No, not on me man.
Wooderson: It'd be a lot cooler if you did.

Wooderson: That's what I like about these high school girls, I keep getting older, they stay the same age.

Tony: So there I am, getting it on with this perfect female body and...
Mike: What?
Tony: I can't, I'm too embarrassed.
Mike: No, you can't give a set up like that and not follow it through.
Tony: Well, it had the head of Abraham Lincoln. Top hat, beard, everything.

Dawson: You know that Julie girl? Loves you. You want her? Gotta play it cool, you know. Like, if she asks you if you want a ride, you say, "No, I've got my own ride, but maybe I'll see you there." Sounds stupid, doesn't it? It works.

Jodi: Are we having social hour over here? I'm supposed to be being a bitch.

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