Ash: It's a trick. Get an axe.
Sheila: I may be bad...but I feel gooood.
Ash: Shop smart, shop S-mart!
[About his shotgun.]
Ash: You ain't leading but two things right now: Jack and Shit. And Jack just left town.
[Sheila wants to apologize to Ash]
Sheila: But what of all those sweet words you spoke in private?
Ash: [to the Witch] Yo, she-bitch! Let's go!
[Upon getting the powered glove in place of his right hand]
Ash: Don't touch that please, your primitive intellect wouldn't understand things with alloys and compositions and things with ... molecular structures.
[In a passionate moment of romance]
Ash: Klaatu verrata nectu.
Ash: Klaatu verrata n... Necktie... Nickel... It's an "N" word, it's definitely an "N" word!
Arthur: Are all men from the future loud-mouthed braggarts?
[As undead Ash stands triumphant on catapult]
Demon Lady: I'll swallow your soul!
Ash: Lady, I'm afraid I'm gonna have to ask you to leave the store.
Arthur: How will we stop an army of the dead at our castle walls? How will you fight that?! With more words? Most of our people have already fled. We are but forty men.
Ash: Maybe, just maybe my boys could pull it off. Yeah, and maybe I'm a Chinese jet pilot.
Sheila: You found me beautiful once...
Ash: Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun.
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