Anger Management

[from trailer] Dr. Buddy Rydell: Temper's the one thing you can't get rid of, by losing it. [from trailer] Dr. Buddy Rydell: In Europe, it's not considered unusual for three or four men to share a bed. Dave Buznik: That's why I'm proud to be an American... [from trailer] Linda: How 'bout a kiss? Dr. Buddy Rydell: I'd love a kiss. Dave Buznik: I think she talkin' to me. And, uh, I think I can handle it. [from trailer] Dr. Buddy Rydell: [throws a plate of eggs across the room] I SAID OVEREASY!...Now why did I do that? Dave Buznik: Because I refused to spoon with you last night? Nate: Ohh, the anger sharks are swimming in my head! Dr. Buddy Rydell: Sarcasm is anger's ugly cousin. Dave Buznik: I feel pretty, oh so pretty. Rudy Giuliani: You can do it! [fleeing the monastery] Dr. Buddy Rydell: You kicked some serious monk-ass there, baby! Lou: I told you not to go there! I told you not to go there! Lou: Eskimos seem nice. Dave Buznik: I'm not a homophobe, I'm a pulling-out-my-penis-in-front-of-you-ophobe. Dr. Buddy Rydell: Can you please give me your name Mr. Head, and please don't tell me it's Dick! Dr. Buddy Rydell: She said she was going out with a friend named Andrea. Dave Buznik: She doesn't have a friend named Andrea. Did she say Andrew? Dr. Buddy Rydell: Oh, ah, yes Andrew...the testicle with legs. Chuck: Here's my phone number. [Dave reads it] Dave Buznik: "I'm going to kill you bitch"?? Chuck: Oh sorry. That's a letter I'm writing to Geraldo Rivera. Dave Buznik: Hi, I'm glad I'm not the only one in anger management. Bobby Knight: What? I don't need anger management! I thought this was sexaholics anonymous! Dave Buznik: Uh, I think that's down the hall. Bobby Knight: Oh SCREW THIS! [throws his book across the room and stomps off] ~ Home ~ Movies ~ Songs ~ Anonymous ~ Women ~ ~ Friendship ~ Life and Success ~ Poems ~ Shakespeare ~ Star Trek ~