Ace: "If I'm not back in five minutes...just wait longer!"
Ace: yeah and your ugly.
Ace: so you can beat him fatty.
Ace:why dont you go cry about saddlebags.
Melissa: do you want an ash-tray for that?
Ace: Do you know him? do you call him at home
Lois: "You must really love animals".
Lois Einhorn: I can make your life a living hell Ace Venturas: I'm not ready for a relationship right now lois.
Melissa: "Hi, I'm Melissa Robinson."
Ace: "I have a package for you, sir."
(Ace Ventura just got his car started)
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