Hell-O! I'm Jerk McNasty. This is my very personal web page. Vital Stats Age:19  Nicknames: Jerky, the Jerkmeister,  Jerk-0, Filthy Ol' McNasty, The Grand Jerkinator.                  Home Planet: Uranus,  Urectum, Usphincter       Height,Weight: six foot in the grave and a buck and a quarter.      Favorite color: red, the color of the rivers of blood that I leave in my wake.            Turn ons: girls with short hair who play guitar, leather, television, "experimental rock and roll."           Turn offs: ignorance, racism, cancer, the teeming masses of fans who won't leave me alone. On a date I like to: eat out. (tee-hee)  Favorite celebrity: Hank the Angry Drunken Dwarf  Ambitions or Goals: TOTAL WORLD DOMINATION     Accomplishments: World's Largest Bong Hit, assassination of the president of the hairclub for men.               Quote: Hustlers of the world, there is one mark you can't beat...the mark inside. (Burroughs) onward!