The Top 10 Rejected Motel 6 Slogans

10) Because you deserve better than the backseat of some car.

9) As seen on "COPS"

8) If We'd Known You Were Staying All Night, We'd Have Changed the Sheets.

7) We left off the 9, but you know it's there.

6) Sure, you could stay someplace nicer, but then you wouldn't have money left over for a hooker.

5) We'll leave the Lysol for ya!

4) We don't make the adultery. We make the adultery *better*

3) It's Hookerriffic!

2) Cheap and Easy -- Just Like Your Mother

and the Number 1 Rejected Motel 6 Slogan...

1) We put the "Ho" in "Hotel"


The Top Ten Signs Your Coworker Is a Computer Hacker

10: You ticked him off once and your next phone bill was for $20,000.00

9: He's won the Publisher's Clearing House sweepstakes 3 years running.

8: When asked for his phone number, he gives it in hex.

7: Seems strangely calm whenever the office LAN goes down.

6: Somehow gets HBO on his PC at work.

5: Mumbled, "Oh, puh-leeez" 95 times during the movie "The Net".

4: Massive 401k contribution made in half-cent increments.

3: His video dating profile lists "public-key encryption" among turn-ons.

2: For his welcome voice on AOL, you hear, "Good Morning, Mr. President".

1: You hear him murmur, "Let's see you use that Visa now, Professor I-Don't-Give-A's-In-Computer-Science!"


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