The Official Mission Patch Emporium
The Official Mission Patch Emporium


In the big game of life, there is a thing people call love. This is a strange mystique, the likes of which I don't understand, nor do I try to.

The fellows at World Book describe love as:

1 fond or tender feeling; warm liking; affection; attachment: he had a deep love for his parents.
2 strong or passionate affection or a person of the opposite sex: But we loved with a love that was more than love (Edgar Allan Poe).
3 an instance of such feeling; being in love: I suppose, the Colonel was crossed in his first love (Jonathan Swift).
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Every now and again, two people fall into a trance, where the opposite manages to brainwash the other and vice versa. In the end, both individuals are acting like buffoons and end up "asking the other out" (this is accomplished by one acting like a fool, the other thinking it's cute, and then they decide to go out). Scientists around the world work feverously to find a cure for this ailment, but to no avail.

In asking the opposite person out, the two embark on a bizarre mission. Of course, every mission needs a special insignia.
Thus: A MISSION PATCH!

Mission Patches have been arranged into three categories: Andy Black, Others, and Et Cetera.

There are currently 44 mission patches in stock.
A star ( * ) indicates missions in progress.

ANDY BLACK.
(Frisky, ain't he?)

1. Black-Row 97
2. Black-Powers 97
3. Black-Flores 98
4. Black-Powers 98
5. Black-Schermerhorn 98
6. Black-Gillis 99
7. Black-Gillis 99 II
8. Black-Applegarth 2000
9. Black-Lily 2000
10. Black-Paled 2000
11. Black-Oehlrs 2000
12. Black-MacDermid 2001
13. Black-Hufford 2003 NEW!

OTHERS.
(Everyone else.)

1. Melzak-Miller 96
2. Osthimer-Daleska 97
3. Gillis-Mingione 98
4. Potter-Mode 98/99
5. Malcolm-Saul 98
6. Norton-Ketcham 99
7. Norton-Greene 99
8. Belair-Gulch 99
9. Mavis-Ketcham 2000
10. Melzak-Miller 2000
11. Gillis-Jan 2000
12. MacAfee-Jankowski 2000
13. Opperman-Gulch 2000
14. Gillis-Loga 2000
15. Melzak-Rininger 2000
16. Malcolm-Belair 2000
17. Melzak-Lynch 2001
18. Green-Udvardy 2001
19. Melzak-Otermat 2001
20. Osthimer-Byrne 2001 *
21. MacAfee-Hufford 2002
22. Daleska-Dery 2002
23. Cullen-Kuhns 2002
24. Daleska-Knowles 2002
25. Fisher-Stoll 2002
26. Malcolm-Larsen 2002 *
27. Ketcham-Nestor 2002
28. Daleska-Cordes 2003 *
29. Powers-MacAfee 2003 * NEW!

ET CETERA.
(Proposed and canceled.)

1. Black-Schermerhorn 99
2. Black-Langlois 99

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1 Barnhart, Clarence L., and Robert K. Barnhardt. World Book Dictionary.
Chicago: World Book, Inc., 1994



Mission Patch concept by Joshua Gulch.
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This page engaged 30 October 2000.
Last updated 24 August 2003.
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