Cold Ethyl

One thing
I miss
Is Cold Ethyl and her skeleton kiss
We met
last night
making love by the refrigerator light Ethyl Ethyl let me squeeze you in my arms
Ethyl Ethyl come and freeze me with your charms

One thing
No lie
Ethyl's frigid as an eskimo pie
She's cool in bed
Well she oughta be - 'cuz Ethyl's dead!

Ethyl Ethyl let me squeeze you in my arms
Ethyl Ethyl come and freeze me with your charms

Come on Cold Ethyl
Freeze me babe

One thing
it's true
Cold Ethyl, I am stuck on you
And everything
is my way
Ethyl don't have much to say

Ethyl Ethyl let me squeeze you in my arms
Ethyl Ethyl come and freeze me with your charms

Come here Cold Ethyl
What makes you so cold? Ooooh... so cold...

Cold Ethyl
Cold Cold Ethyl

If I live 'til
ninety-seven
You'll still be waiting in refrigerator heaven
'cuz you're cool
You're ice
Cold Ethyl
You're my paradise!