*what sucks toes: what doesn't*


just remember: this list is based on my opinion only, so if you disagree just live with it! enjoy!

what sucks toes

*jesse(no, i'm not saying he's not cool-cuz he is-, i'm saying, HE LITERALLY SUCKS TOES....)
*trying to be p.c. all the time!!!(not to mention how uncultured i am lol)
*self-centered people
*erickson food (toxic chemicals left over from chem lab)
*community showers (and toe fungus- ick!)
*cramming for finals!!!!!!!!!!!
*the "walk of shame" the morning after hehe
*being confused ALL of the time( for ex.- me!)
*hitting your head on a bunk bed...lol especially if you don't have a bunk bed
*fish massacres at Wal-mart (mommy, why is that fish floating upside down?....)
*note taking (can't....feel....my.....hand............)
*"food poisoning"--rrrriiiiiggggghhhhhtttttt;)
* little old white-haired ladies driving on the curb (if you live in reid hall, watch out--this chick is out to get someone i swear!!!)
*those dang squirrels!! they're carnivores...no really! and they throw things at you when you walk across campus....out to get us....aaaagggghhhhhh
*trying to flip that freakin' cup over in flip cup! i guess i'm cursed never to flip the cup over
*thinking that your way is above everyone else's
*EXTREMELY hypocritical people (everyone is a hypocrite at one time or another, but sometimes people can take it too far!)

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what roks

*Jesus Christ dying on the cross so we could be forgiven for all the stupid things we do....jesus definitely roks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*SHINY or GLITTERY PANTS!!!!!
*FORKS!!!!!!!!!!!
*table dances at shriver....long story lol
*picnics in front of erickson (well at least when it's warm out...)
*breakfast at midnight at tuffy's...but then again, anytime there's food involved, it's all good
*guys who have curly hair, wear red shirts and flip flops (if this is you, can i have millions of your babies? hehe...especially if your name is phillip??....jk...)
*oreos with red or orange filling(my food fetish=)
*late night shower quartets (complete with christmas carols)
*getting packages (wait, i know someone who has a package!!!!! hahahahahaha)
*open-minded people(and people who are open to doing crazy things)
*acting psychotic in a public place where you don't know anyone, or hey, even if you do know neone (happens to be one of my favorite pasttimes- pictures by the beer case that happened to ummmm....fall over,eh?)
*hot topic(their clothes are very awesome)
*thrift stores (where you can get cool clothes for only 99 cents!!)
*being philisophical and thinking hard about things(until you end up scaring yourself to death by thinking about things TOO much:)
*brightening someone else's day
*OPTIMISM, which by the way, is the key to achieving anything you set your mind to
*dreaming:)
*being true to yourself, not caring what other people think of you and not changing for anyone because as long as you are happy with yourself that's all that matters!





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