August 12, 1997
Sue Ellen launched her Valentine Girl ad campaign, with slutty pictures of Mandy Winger (much akin to the slutty pictures which we've been seeing on the newsgroup thanks to a certain somebody whose name won't be mentioned named Mark Johnson) all over every newspaper in Dallas, disgusting J.R. He demanded that she stop, and she agreed--she'd stop when Sue Ellen moved out of Southfork and J.R. declared her love for her. Needless to say, Sue Ellen is very pleased with herself.
Jack received a visitor while lounging at the pool--his ex-wife, the lovely April Stevens (new regular alert!). She congratulated him on getting ahold of 10% of Ewing Oil, and told him that he should've stuck around long enough for the divorce proceedings, seeing as how the judge granted her 50% of his earning for the next five years.
While Bobby began buying out smaller independent oil companies, J.R. met with B.D. Calhoun, a fanatical mercernary whom he wants to hire to send some troops into Saudi Arabia and blow up some of their major fields. Calhoun seemed to accept...for the right price, of course.