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Personal Profile
The Toughest S.O.B on the Planet!
Name: Stone Cold Steve Austin
Weight: 252 lbs.
Height: 6'-2"
Hometown: Victoria, TX
Favorite Band: I listened to Slayer before I had to throw my stereo against the wall because a Michael Bolton music marathon came on.
Biggest Thrill In Life: Waking up every morning and looking in the mirrior at the same eyes that every other superstar in the World Wrestling Federation fears.
Person You Would Most Like to Meet: Why would I want to meet anyone? Most of the famous people in the world are dying to meet me!
Favorite Sport (Besides Wrestling): There is no other sport besides Wrestling where you are allowed to leave a man's arm hanging by a single muscle.
Favorite Athlete: Myself
Favorite Television Show: Monday Night Raw..... because I'm on it.
Favorite Movie: In Cold Blood... that movie should have won an Oscar.
If I Could Have Done It Differently, I Would Have.. : Been born without a heart.
Favorite Cartoon Character: Shawn Michaels
Favorite Actor: Yul Brynner... even though he tried to steal my look!
Favorite Actress: I don't have any favourite actresses.... chicks can't act worth a split!
Favorite Food: Anything raw and Bloody... and hard to chew.
Favorite Fast Food: I don't eat fast... Stone Cold eats slow and methodical.
Best Advice Ever Recieved: When I told myself to stop being a candy @$$ and start kicking peoples butts.
Secret Talent: I can plant a man's head where the sun doesn't shine! How's that for a talent, SON?
Hobbies: Driving around in my car, laughing at the homeless people and the 9-5 working class bums.
Favorite Video Game: I don't have no time to play with no stupid Donkey Kong when there are real @$$es waiting to be kicked around.
