Recipies for X-Mas Cheer

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*Fruit Cake*

1 bottle of rum

15 Twinkies

1 cup Trail Mix

Blend all ingredients thoroughly. Eat it.

Serves 1.

*X-Mas Main Course*

1 box corn flakes

1 can jelled cranberry sauce

2 tsp. salt

4 pkgs. firm tofu

1 pkg. frozen corn

1/2 cup olive oil.

Mix everything except oil. Fry in oil. When it burns, it's done. Presto!

Serves 3.

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Look at his face! He's thinking about how GOOD these recipies are!....then again, maybe he's thinking about how he's going to use that candy cain.

*Christmas Stuffing*

10 cups (popped)popcorn

1 cup instant soup

Two tablespoons Tabasco

Pinch of oregano

Heat all igredients in large pot. Stuff it in.

Serves 2.

*Christmas Pudding*

1/2 cup rum

10 vanilla pudding cups

1 can cherry pie filling

4 twinkies

Mix and enjoy. serves 2.