June 2002
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Sabbatical.
[Casey dusting with a feather duster]
Annie: Where’s
your French maid dress?
Casey: It’s in the
closet. I only wear it on Thursday.
Annie (to DeFo): You’re more than welcome to stay over
tonight.
Mike: Sleep in her
room, and I’ll take both your legs.
DeFo:
Deal.
Mike (to sleepy DeFo): Do you like tag or hide-and-go-seek better?
DeFo:
I like beer pong.
[Asking about Sandro’s roommate]
Mike’s mom: What’s
wrong with him? Is he retarded?
Mike: No, he’s
from
Mike: My penis
isn’t a wild animal—it just has tendencies.
Me: Do you know everyone?
Danny: Kind
of…yeah.
Eric (to Annie):
You look like a lightweight…but looks are deceiving.
Annie: I’ve only
met one other person with her name spelled exactly the same as mine, and
I can’t stand her.
It’s my uncle’s wife.
Eric: Well fuck
him.
Annie: I’m not
from
Eric:
…
Annie: I’m not
into incest.
